This week I discovered a shop which does the most amazing milkshakes; so amazing in fact I considered writing a blog on each one. I soon gave up on that idea though when I realised that, actually, I didn't want to get obese.
Anyway, before I had come to this decision, I trotted out of the office and down to said shop to indulge in a Toblerone milkshake with white mice on the top. (Very nice indeed by the way)
On my way I spotted a skinny, red-headed woman sauntering towards me. I knew instantly she was famous, but who was she?!
Then I imagined her in a nurses outfit, with a scapel in her hand (not in a pervy way and if you read on you'll find out why)
Yes, it was that woman from Holby City, Jaq I think her name is.
I got the milkshake and ran back to the office to tell all my colleagues the good news (after being stopped by some burly and pretty scary-looking builders who wanted to know if my milkshake was nice)
The crew back at the office seemed distinctly underwhelmed and informed me that she lived around here so it wasn't really anything special.
I realised that actually I was quite underwhelmed too and just went back to my plastic cup of chocolately goodness.
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